Just wanted to add something to the below post. I went to Club Zoo for the first time (after interviewing Tim K.). As we we were handing over our tickets, the attendant told us there was free beer upstairs. Cool. Or so we thought.
We showed our id's before going upstairs and the bouncer told us it would be $20 (not free after all). I explained I was the dd that night and wouldn't be drinking. He explained the $20 wasn't for beer but for the "view". We bit the bullet and paid the $20. After going upstairs there was literally a line that rapped around the whole floor. They only had one beer stand even though they had a bar on the other side.
After standing in line for 30 minutes and moving 5 feet we decided to get our money back. Of course, "No refunds" said the bouncer. We got back in line and waited another 45 minutes to get a free beer (of which you could only have one 8 ounce cup). Bogus. And the $20 view? It sucked. Couldn't see anything.
Lesson learned: If you go to Club Zoo get tanked beforehand or sneak something in. Do not go upstairs.